10 Signs You Are Ninja Riding Bastard aka Stoafasaki
- you ride a 2007 Ninja 650R in passion red
- you bought your riding jacket within a week of getting your motorcycle driver license and bought a motorcycle 6 months from then
- your bike has a weak high pitch stock exhaust note
- your son has a mohawk on his helmet
- you wear matte finish helmet despite your more experienced rider friends advice to get a brighter one
- you call a beautiful bike “smart looking”
- Ewan McGregor is your mate
- you know the true meaning of the words cooker, napper and malki
- you work out and drink shakes made out of ice cream and three spoons of peanut butter nightly
- and the last but not least you can read all of the above with a Scottish accent
If you want to learn more about the Stoafer go check out his blog - http://www.stoafer.com/blog/.
April 24th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
2 words……
NICE!!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Set Phasers Tae Malki
April 24th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
And anyway, my bike is smart looking!
Ya fanny!